The guys in the park are always asking me to go fishing with them. I always tell them that I don't even own a pole anymore but they keep insisting that I don't need one. Well, I found out why and I'm really mad. They said I have a face that looks like a bucket of nightcrawlers and if I came they could save money on bait. I don't mind people saving money but I think that's going a little too far, Hamburger anyone ?